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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around...
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember...
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the Yellowhead for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through...
Mrs. Jones, deeply troubled, was consulting a psychiatrist. “My husband,” she said, “is convinced he’s a chicken. He goes around squawking constantly and sleeps on a...
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had manhood 24 inches long. When males reach a certain...
A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,”...
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any....
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his...
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going? Once you’re in...
The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is...
Three nuns died in a car accident. They reached to the gates of heaven but the person who let’s people in said “so I know you...
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his...
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of...
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T...
A Blonde is very upset at people stereotyping blondes, so she organises a blonde convention. Over 50,000 blondes attend. The leader stands on a stage and...
One day, a poor man, who had only one piece of bread to eat, was walking past a restaurant. There was a large pot of soup...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said...
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What...
A guy rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While there, an attractive young...
