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Three guys checked into the hotel. Their room was on the 45th floor and administrator 1warned them, that elevator works just till 12pm. They left all...
An old man, Mr. Gold stein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “So what do you do?” the bartender chats him up. “Well I used to work in...
Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the reptile house at the Bronx Zoo and there were snakes slithering all over the place. Frantically, the keeper...
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave!...
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you...
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage...
Everyone asked a 100 year-old man for his health secrets: The old man said: “I’ll tell you you a secret. I’ve been married for 75 years....
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
Mr. Dickson had a habit of asking daft questions to his pupils. One day, he asked his 4th graders if anyone knew how to put 2...
A traditional tunisian joke I was told by my grandmother and she heard from hers. The bey(King) was missing his mistress who was living far away....
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. You need to make sure the dog runs around, the doctor said. Try playing a...
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was...
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of the Granville Christian Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again...
They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let...
A guy dies and ends up in hell. He meets Satan who says, “Don’t worry. We actually have a lot of fun here. Do you like...
They are sitting in the waiting room talking about why they are there. The first one tells the others, “Well, it’s so sad, I’m here because...
A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...
Following Smith’s physical, Dr. Bernard sent his patient a bill. A month went by without a remittance, the office sent the first letter… another bill, and...
