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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the...
A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning. My dear wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that...
An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down...
A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give...
Little Johnny went to the first day of kindergarten and sat down. His teacher went around the room and was asking every boy and girl his...
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little. weight. “Gaining a little weight are we sister...
Paddy and Murphy fancy a pint but they only have one Euro between them. Paddy takes the Euro, goes off and buys a Sausage. Murphy says...
Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir? MD: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room....
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris’ Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the...
I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was… “In Texas we have the best this,...
The Kosher bakeries motzah machine speed controlled drive system was down and the company was losing $5,000 an hour in profits. They placed an emergency call...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman,...
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse...
Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz, Sam’s...
A retired officer goes to a shop and asks the young shopkeeper, “Give me 742 grains of green gram.” The boy, without speaking a word, quickly...
A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming...
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf...
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center...
A stock broker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. “I think this one will really move,” said the broker. “It’s only...
A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other. The rabbi goes, “Man, you’ve put on some weight since last time!”...
