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Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, […]
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. […]
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After 150 days of flooding, Noah released all the animals from his ark and commanded […]
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a […]
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A guy walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says, “Sorry, we […]
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them […]
A married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them. […]
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. […]
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. […]
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A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time. At the end of a […]