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A early morning Husband woke up his wife and asked her: “Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?” She: “Ohh. So you mean to...
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I...
A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan....
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and...
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do...
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out,...
A husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. A husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no...
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What...
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded...
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient...
A husband and wife went to see a marriage Councillor, After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was,...
Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and...
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire show every year, And every year Bill would say, “Blanche, I’d like to ride in that there...
