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Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s dad said...
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course....
A homeless man decides to rob a Russian restaurant. Since it was so early, the only one that was working at that time was the scrawny...
2 couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the...
A famous scientist was on his way to a lecture in yet another university when his driver offered an idea. “Hey, boss, I’ve heard your speech...
Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at...
The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher,she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on the...
Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to...
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses...
Steve got a job as a lumberjack… and on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve...
An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty...
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is s*x?” The Dad was surprised that she...
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “make love?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No...
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband”s car pull into the driveway....
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your tool touch your...
What bird can do more that others? A Pelican. What two birds met in the insane asylum? A Cuckoo and a Loon. What bird lives in...
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you.’ The Priest asks,...
This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said “I need to pass through the cemetery but I’m scared to walk alone. Can...
