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An Irishman is out of work and decides to go to a construction site and apply. The foreman is an older English fellow who doesn’t care...
There was once a small town called Redditville. In this town lived a homeless man named ThunderingSacks. Our homeless hero was well known for taking a...
Two drunks were lost in the middle of the ocean The pair had been adrift for six days in a life boat with no water or...
My general was making so damn angry by giving me extra work. So i started thinking of a way to get back at him. So i...
A little boy wished for 10 ping-pong balls for his 10th birthday. When he turned 11 he wished for 11 ping-pong balls. This continued every year....
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off...
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar.” “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he...
A philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil...
An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory. Fearful that they may be developing...
A Texas State trooper pulled a car over about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the...
I went to a Dynamo show the other day… I went to a Dynamo show the other day with my mom and dad. We were sat...
I went to a Dynamo show the other day… I went to a Dynamo show the other day with my mom and dad. We were sat...
A rather virtuous young couple marry. The soon-to-be lovers fly immediately after the ceremony to Toronto for their Honeymoon. After a wet (or at least slightly...
Two immigrants are on a ship heading to America. One asks the other, “What is the first thing you are going to do when you get...
A kid asks his father “Dad whats politics?” “Politics? Well, consider our home. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your mother is...
A man calls his house to ask his wife a question. A little girl picks up the phone. “Hi honey, can you put your mom on...
A Prisoner is digging a tunnel out of prison He is slowly making progress day by day, but with just a spoon for a shovel it...
3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened....
A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time…. It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to...
A 95-Year-old woman goes to the Doctor… She tells him that she’s lived a long life and that she wants to end it now on her...
