3 Archers are competing at a contest to find out which one of them is the best archer. Thunderous applause. thousands of people watching. The first...
The $50 Cruise A man sees an ad for a $50 cruise on Craigslist. Despite his better judgement, he grabs some cash and makes his way...
After returning from his honeymoon… …with his bride Virgina, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop inJersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, “Hey Luigi,...
Three men attend a job interview to join the FBI. The first man walked into the office, and the FBI agent who was conducting the interview...
Four freshman partied too hard during a music festival and unable to make it back for their final exam the next day As they drove back...
Ole and Sven are invited to a costume party with their girlfriends. The party invitation says to come dressed as an emotion. After a day of...
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 or so and I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy....
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time...
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich...
A husband got a message from his neighbour one day. It read “Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been...
This is Awesome, One smart father goes to his son. Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son: “I will choose my...
The Grandmother of a just got married grandson phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma started giving...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey. The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the...
Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in...
A family goes to the zoo… and when they get there, they decide to split up so they can see more animals. The little boy goes...
After an hour of gathering up his courage, a shy guy finally approaches the attractive girl at the end of the bar. “Um, would you mind...
There was once a mysterious man, six feet and seven inches tall… …who had ventured his way to the freezing north. Desperate for money in an...
A man is having dinner with his new girlfriend’s family. They spend the early part of the evening talking, getting to know each other, and just...
3 guys crash land on an island and get captured by cannibals Once they they are brought to the chieftain he tells them what they have...
A German guy lets his wife travel to Paris alone. His wife has a conference in paris and he gives her a ride to the airport,...