A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but...
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden,...
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re...
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly...
A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church!! Everyone was curious...
An old lady goes to her bank and presents a cheque for Rs 1000/ to the cashier, a young girl. Cashier: old lady, you should withdraw...
A couple invites their family over for Thanksgiving to spend the holiday together. The family gathers, but the couple’s children are late and the mother-in-law complains...
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been...
A police officer pulls over an elderly couple he walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The...
A Scottish farmer is sitting on his front porch one day, resting after finishing his tasks with his dog at his feet. A man in a...
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards...
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, “In my house, I am the boss. I say when the...
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she...
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the...
Little Johnny had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went shopping. To pass the time he decided to go fishing...
Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t...