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On their wedding night young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband...
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,. Took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it...
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,… was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a...
A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to...
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t...
Marriage… in different directions… Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO!...
A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, “I’m not sure I understand what you mean.” She says,...
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...
A statue of a Macho athlete was displayed in a Museum. Husband and Wife came walking there appreciating and arguing everything they saw so far. Husband...
Death comes to collect a man’s soul. When he gets to the man’s home, he sees the man and his family are in the middle of...
One old farmer had a large pond in the back,.. fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach...
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,”...
A man sat in the confession booth in church and said Forgive me, my Father, for I have sinned What have you done my son ?...
Two lawyers, Jon and Ethan, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Ethan a $50 bet. Ethan agrees and they’re off. They...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with...
Predicting the weather A local news station is is starting its broadcast for the daily weather and they start talking about rain for the day. The...
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little...
James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. “James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.” “James,” she whispers,...
