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It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids, “As soon as...
There was a guy who bought an elderly circus elephant; Alas, he couldn’t afford to feed it. He’d never seen an elephant jump with all 4...
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2.00 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50...
A man stands before St. Peter St. Peter says “You are in luck today! All you need to do to enter into heaven is to tell...
A man goes to heaven and is greeted by an angel who shows him around the place “Over there is a local restaurant, it’s guaranteed to...
Dry humor about water. So these two guys are in a cabin in the woods by a small pond in Vermont. One says, “Hey, go fetch...
The Scotsman’s first baseball game An Scotsman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball game. The first batter approached the batters box, took...
George was planning on going out with “The Boys” when his wife told him that he wasn’t leaving the house. George’s Wife: “The last time you...
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years...
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning so they...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
The Devil invites Mike Tyson to hell one day to enjoy himself. He had guests over and he thought they’d like reveling over a background where...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room,… waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole....
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his...
At school little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don’t try to fool me because...
Three women one engaged, one married and one a mistress, Are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to...
