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Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her, “Is something bugging you? You look anxious.” “Well, my...
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you...
Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish,...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a...
A man at a crowded bar spotted a beautiful young and unaccompanied woman and asked her if he could buy her a drink. “A motel?” she...
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have...
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The Doctor arrived,...
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s...
A nurse walks into a bank to deposit her pay check. She reaches into her purse to pull out a pen to sign her check. To...
A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I want my make love drive lowered.” “Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97....
A man is going skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. The man...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. “What are they doing, Grandma?” asked...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
One day an old lady walked into the doctor’s office and was shown into a room. When the doctor came in and asked what the problem...
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...
