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This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that...
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day....
A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits to get the bartender’s attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, “I’ll have...
An elderly married couple was traveling by car on a road trip. After almost 11 hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and...
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is long enough.” “Dad, what are...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of...
A girl was walking on the side walk. She sees a man lying on the street, needing immediate help. The victim says that he is having...
There is this taxi driver in New York City, and it is nearing the end of his shift but he decides that he will pick up...
Dumb Johnny is sitting in class. His teacher, Miss Izakunteetair hates Dumb Johnny. She always puts him in the back of the class and can’t stand...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of...
A old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal, and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks...
A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks...
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, And wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...
One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The...
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar. She gives him the green light, so he goes to...
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he...
