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Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past...
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs...
Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking...
Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answered one question. He turned...
A man went to an upscale Manhattan restaurant and ordered soup. When the waitress brought it out, he exclaimed, “What is this?” The waitress said, “Why,...
“That wife of mine is a liar,” said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. “How do you know?”...
An elderly man calls his son who lives in another city and says: “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that...
Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy the nurse comes into the room and tells both men, “Strip...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the...
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom....
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place. The man says, ‘What’s the problem, Officer?’ Officer:...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as...
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His...
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, “The parrot...
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher, Miss Fig pot, decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She...
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to asks the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the...
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says,...
Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. “I waited until I heard the...
A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before....
