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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still...
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench....
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was...
The husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus...
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the...
Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, “a snake just bit me on the tip...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said,...
A young woman had severe PMS, so she asked a friend to recommend a gynecologist. “I know a great one,” the friend said, “but he’s very...
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend asks, “How...
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says,...
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed...
A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might...
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. “I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the caller...
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that...
A school teacher asked her primary six class to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense. There was a pause before a pupil raised his...
Mary and Jane are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks her husband...
