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A guy walked into his friend’s office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asks. “Oh, its...
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Patrick hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!” And with that he took home...
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Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face...
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An woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in...
A couple who’d been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to...
A guy was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My...
A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?” “No problem...
