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An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The old...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary, so he bought her a $100 see-through nightie. That night, she was getting ready for bed...
Two guys walking down the street talking. One says to the other, “I wish I had a million dollars.” The second guy says, “Oh, I’m working...
A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand. He then orders...
A man died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets him and says, “Welcome. Come walk with me and I’ll show you where you’ll...
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously gulping shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar...
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m a walking economy.” His friend replies, “How’s that?” “It’s like...
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps...
A group of four-year-old’s were being questioned by their teacher in a Sunday School class. Looking across at those bright little faces, the teacher asked this...
Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die!...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun....
A Doctor recently had a patient “drop” in on him for an unscheduled appointment. “What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked. The aged...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’...
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow! You must have had...
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy....
Four old Catholic women sit and brag about their sons. The first Catholic woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into...
A Sunday school teacher asked little Susie, “Who’s your favorite person in the Bible?” Susie said, “King Solomon.” “Can you tell us why?” “Because he was...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age,...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
