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Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street. One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the...
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her basket was filled with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By...
A man is talking to his friend and he says: “I’m about to go on vacation, and I don’t know what to do.” His buddy asks:...
A man was shopping in the men’s department at Bloomingdale’s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am...
A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing...
An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment: How many people were able to complete the assignment...
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to...
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
Three men were talking about what their children would be saying about them thirty years from now. “I would like my children to say, ‘He was...
A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver for elementary school children. He thought it would be nice to...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She was not aware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet....
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all talking one day. The redhead says, “Oh my gosh, I went in my daughters purse the other...
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
