The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny […]
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by […]
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean […]
A blonde is walking down the street with her corset open and her right melons […]
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. […]
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of […]
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, […]
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a […]
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the […]
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided […]
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know […]
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve stolen […]
Two women friends had gone out for a girls night out, and had been decidedly […]
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or […]
A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get […]
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in […]
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys […]
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of […]
Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper and […]
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife […]