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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all talking one day. The redhead says, “Oh my gosh, I went in my daughters purse the other...
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
A blonde was so upset about everyone always making fun of her being blonde that she decided to hang herself. A little while later, a couple...
Martin had just received his brand new driver license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to...
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can’t find the rake. He yells...
A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster because it didn’t work. The cashier told her...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
A couple who were in the insurance business liked to get away from the stress of their job by renting a motor home in the country....
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements. The husband demanded more than just a written report he wanted a video...
A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. “We’re not taking on new staff,” they said. “But you can’t...
My girlfriend was slightly overweight. So, our Doctor put her on a diet. He said to her that she had to eat regularly for 2 days,...
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”...
A man enters a pharmacy to buy rubber pack and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. The pharmacist doesn’t understand anything so the...
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the rubber pack display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one rubber...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other undressed for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains,...
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She...
Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they...
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “I’m not sure,”...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.” He pulls in and says...
