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A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?”...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old...
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child..”...
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???” The doc...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
A dentist ran out of an aesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing...
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, “I remember when your mom and I...
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the...
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game. “Oh, I really...
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents....
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t...
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect....
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband...
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no...
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and...
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin...
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is it?” “Blind man,” came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from...
