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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’ t feel like...
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one...
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous...
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove...
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says,...
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the...
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” Patient, “My...
A blonde is walking down the street with her corset open and her right melons hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you...
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work...
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff....
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a...
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a...
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK,...
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,”...
Two women friends had gone out for a girls night out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately...
A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get me a tequila!” The bartender gets him a tequila. The old...
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy...
