A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
A Florida officer pulls over an blonde because her hand signals were confusing. “First you put your hand up, like you’re turning right, Then you wave...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their make love activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends. The first said, “He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
A man goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this problem you see, only you’ve got to promise not to laugh”. The doctor replies,...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a pure or not.” His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy...
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “So what do you do?” the bartender chats him up. “Well I used to work in...
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
The veterinarian told the woman that her dog needed some exercise. You need to make sure the dog runs around, the doctor said. Try playing a...
A guy dies and ends up in hell. He meets Satan who says, “Don’t worry. We actually have a lot of fun here. Do you like...
A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when. God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, “Watson, what do you...
A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them-that day-voice.” “Yes sir, I believe I can help you” replied...