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A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think...
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
An elderly man named Mr Lambert was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. So he...
Three women have just entered heaven, and are standing in front of an angel and St. Peter to find out what kinds of special privileges they’ll...
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive....
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there...
A city kid went to his grandpa’s farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her purity...
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested and she asks,...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking...
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘make...
A wife was in bed with her lover, When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide’...
A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet. As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new pills?” Grandpa looks at...
