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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty […]
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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, […]
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A nun is standing outside a pub and a man comes round the corner, planning […]
A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and […]
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he says, “I do. […]
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed […]
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says […]
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulled […]
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