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There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering remarks as to...
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on...
Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper and were totally plastered. The first guy said, “Hey, I’ll bet you...
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned...
A man stumbles out of a bar one night obviously drunk. He makes his way down the street knocking into everything in his path. A police...
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid. To his surprise her ears were badly burnt and red. “What happened?”...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped my...
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “One...
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not knowing how to...
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he’s okay. “No, I’m...
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. After a series of questions that the...
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town....
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled...
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, “Six shots? What’s wrong?” “I found out my older brother...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he...
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The Blonde...
