A man was driving down the highway when another car starts to tailgate him. To make some room between them, the man in front speeds up...
On the first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favourite letter. One young girl in front raised her hand and...
A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question. Spooked, the driver lost control of the car and nearly hits several business...
Ana sets up her friend Jenny for a blind date. Before she goes out of her house, Jenny calls Ana, “Listen girl, my date’s here so...
Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s at?” The man looked...
The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered, “Kangaroo!” “Very well”, the...
A ship captain was alerted by one of his sailors about a pirate ship approaching their coordinates. He asks the sailor to bring him his red...
An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On...
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had...
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. It...
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. “No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered,...
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the bar stool,...
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to...
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a...
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he...
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not...
A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her melons. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery...
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third...
A secretary walked into her boss’s office & said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...