Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain […]
Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, “Can […]
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, […]
The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner. While they were in the […]
Ole and Lena had married under none too happy circumstances, and their married life had […]
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy […]
Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of […]
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and […]
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an18-year-old bride […]
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later […]
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to […]
Marge was in bed with a man not her husband. All of a sudden, they […]
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, […]
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon […]
An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, “I am going to […]
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a […]
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused […]
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey […]
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take […]
Billy walks into class late. His teacher says, “Billy, do not walk into class late […]