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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, “Madam,...
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says ” I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know… Young, Urban,...
Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said...
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?”...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old...
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child..”...
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???” The doc...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
A dentist ran out of an aesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing...
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, “I remember when your mom and I...
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the...
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game. “Oh, I really...
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents....
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t...
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect....
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband...
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no...
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture...
