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A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender...
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says “I...
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks “This guy is pretty pretentious” and proceeds to pour him...
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a crap.” The other said, “Well go...
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to...
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, she tells her brunette girlfriend...
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are bastard.” Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…” The first guy says,...
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem...
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes...
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough,...
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the...
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a...
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The man says,...
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room...
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of...
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the...
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her,...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
