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A man stumbles out of a bar one night obviously drunk. He makes his way down the street knocking into everything in his path. A police...
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid. To his surprise her ears were badly burnt and red. “What happened?”...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped my...
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “One...
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not knowing how to...
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he’s okay. “No, I’m...
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. After a series of questions that the...
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town....
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled...
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, “Six shots? What’s wrong?” “I found out my older brother...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck...
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he...
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The Blonde...
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender...
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says “I...
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks “This guy is pretty pretentious” and proceeds to pour him...
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a crap.” The other said, “Well go...
