Two young man were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying...
Three young women were hired by an insurance company on the same day. A year later the boss said each of them was due for a...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big...
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass...
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school...
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The...
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will...
Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, “Can I get you a drink?” The girl replied, “Certainly.” Carl then...
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn’t bend...
The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they...
Ole and Lena had married under none too happy circumstances, and their married life had not been anything to brag about either. But when, after they...
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can...
Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said “Louisville” and the...
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and...
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed...
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she...
Marge was in bed with a man not her husband. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home!...