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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.” Suddenly the...
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband...
An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, “I am going to get a dish of ice cream now.” Kindly, the husband offered...
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep...
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched...
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement,...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
Billy walks into class late. His teacher says, “Billy, do not walk into class late again.” The next day Billy crawls into class late once again....
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where...
A man was driving home from work one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t yet bought her a...
Three Blonds are walking down the street when they see some tracks. The first one said “I think they are dog tracks.” The second one said...
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked...
Two man were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge them. The one man puts his running shoes on and begins...
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me...
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and...
Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: “If I ask you a question, will...
