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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of...
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the...
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her,...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll...
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same nice negligee she had worn on...
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience....
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. “I’ve got an eighteen-year old bride who’s pregnant with...
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this...
Two guys in a bar are discussing “positions” so one tells the other, “Well my favorite is the rodeo!” and the other says, “What’s the rodeo?”...
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an...
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to have lovemaking with him for the past six months. The doctor tells...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “you...
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom...
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After...
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with lovemaking. “Doc, I think my tool is just too damn small,” he says....
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a seed count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this...
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze,...
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies: “Well son, I could give...
Three women were sitting around talking about their make love lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last...
