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An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked...
A Scotsman, drinking in a Havana bar, saw a man with a large black beard enter. He ordered a drink, the bartender served him, he drank...
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause...
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended make love three times...
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient...
A woman goes to a doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. You see, I was born with lady parts. What can you do for...
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady...
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting...
Little Johnny and his father were walking in the park. They saw two dogs having make love. Little Johnny asks, “What are they doing, dad?” Dad...
Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my tool self practice. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to...
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and...
A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain a person could possibly experience. “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in life than childbirth,”...
A guy wandered over to a beautiful woman in a bar and started chatting her up. Not too far into the conversation he said: “Do you...
This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure she goes...
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?” His customer answers in...
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her “private area” and notices...
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his...
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that...
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to...
