A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love...
This newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have lovemaking: Wife: before we do this i have something i have to...
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They...
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what...
Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of pills in his son’s medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out...
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the protection display, and the boy asks, “What’s are...
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an...
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house,...
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. “Why don’t you do that?” said the wife....
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She...
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and...
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one...
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom,...
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m...
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good...
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to...