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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting...
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”...
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone....
The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy...
One of my best friends is a professional magician. The only downside to having a magical friend is he always invites us on double dates, and...
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...
Bill and Hilary were driving through Little Rock, and when they passed by a gas station a big man yelled ‘Hi Hilary’ and Hilary said ‘Hi...
The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of mating harassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with lust,...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town...
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the...
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she...
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any love in quite some time. She was afraid she...
Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. “I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly...
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man....
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...
A yuppie walked into a doctor’s surgery and demanded the quack have a look at his tool. “Why, what’s wrong with it?” the doc asked. “I’ll...
The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened...
A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several boxes of new Bibles that...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
