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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed...
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she...
Marge was in bed with a man not her husband. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home!...
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.” Suddenly the...
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband...
An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, “I am going to get a dish of ice cream now.” Kindly, the husband offered...
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep...
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched...
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement,...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
Billy walks into class late. His teacher says, “Billy, do not walk into class late again.” The next day Billy crawls into class late once again....
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where...
A man was driving home from work one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t yet bought her a...
Three Blonds are walking down the street when they see some tracks. The first one said “I think they are dog tracks.” The second one said...
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked...
Two man were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge them. The one man puts his running shoes on and begins...
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It...
