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A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her “private area” and notices...
Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his...
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that...
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to...
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three orgasms in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
A lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the lady said to the young man, “My mouth...
A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her...
At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was...
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we...
