A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of...
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her....
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave...
Bill and his wife, Sherry, get along just great, except that Bill complains Sherry is a “backseat driver” second to none. After years of putting up...
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he...
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency...
A girl was visiting her friend, who had just acquired two new dogs, and she asked what their names were. The friend responded by saying one...
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken...
A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a...
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...
There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he heard, “Jesus...
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink....
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die....
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady....
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into...
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy...
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Peters-burg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think it’s...
Ole was to learn skydiving. He was told that shortly after jumping out of the plane he was to pull the short rip cord and that...