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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at […]
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A Jesuit was out for a drive and crashed into another car, only to discover […]
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There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd […]
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to […]
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for tablet. […]
Little Johnny was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he […]
Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and […]
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is […]
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay […]
One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said: “Dad, Mom, I have […]
After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with […]
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and […]
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before […]
One day, a man was walking down the street when he saw a genie lamp […]