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A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and...
Two men are standing on a golf course. The first one steps up, tees his first ball, and positions himself for a swing. The man lifts...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food...
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...
An blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. “How many children?” asks the council worker. “10” replies the blonde girl. “10???” says...
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a...
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the protection aisle. The son asks his father why there are so...
This girl needed some money, so she is doing odd-jobs around her neighborhood. She decides she’s not making enough money, so she goes to a rich...
Two guys were sitting at the bar. One of them said, “A lady has invited me to brunch tomorrow but I know nothing of proper table...
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, ‘Hey, why are you sitting here on this...
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On...
A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. “What are the three most important things you should bring with you in...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”...
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with...
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a...
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had...
So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop,...
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The...
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and...
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married ? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman...
