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Joe is at the Pearly Gates waiting to be admitted while St. Peter is leafing through his files to see if Joe is worthy of entry....
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she...
“Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient. “You only have six months to live.” The man sat in stunned...
A little boy walked up to home-plate in an empty baseball field, with his bat and ball in hand. As he threw the ball up in...
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone,...
One day Mr. Phillard was laying down on his bed until his wife screamed, ‘Oww! I’m having labor pains!’ So Mr. Phillard rushed his wife over...
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until...
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas were both 102 years old. They had been married 74 years. The local television station sent a news crew out to interview...
A young man watched as an elderly couple sat down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and an extra...
Two guys are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding. One says, “It’s ridiculous, he’s rich, but he’s 93 years old, and she’s just 26! What kind...
An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time. They decide it’s finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and...
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that...
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for many years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that...
A man named John is feeling unwell, so he goes to see the doctor about it. The doctor tells him, “Well, it must be your diet....
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing....
Manny is almost 29 years old. His friends have already gotten married, but Manny still just dates and dates. Finally, a friend asks him, “What’s the...
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a...
This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office. His lawyer says: “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” “Give me the bad...
