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A blonde was with her husband shopping and she decided that they would shop in different parts of the mall. They meet in the middle 2...
Harry had been feeling sick lately and was finally convinced to see the Doctor after his wife Suzy’s urging. After a thorough examination, and much thought,...
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is....
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter paradise and...
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My...
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, “How the hell do the two of you...
Sister Margaret was a model nun all of her life, until she was called to get her just rewards. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint...
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone...
Tom and Jim go into business together. Tom has the money and Jim has the brains. The night before a huge meeting Jim has a heart...
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking,...
Still perspiring with fear, the hunter told the friend back at camp, “Here I was with this thirteen-foot grizzly hot on my tail, snorting hard and...
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said “low bridge ahead.” Before he knew it, the bridge was right...
A woman taking golf lessons had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee. Distraught, she went back into the clubhouse and...
A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman...
A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a...
Three priests died and came up to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looked up the priests and informed them there had been a...
