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There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his...
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform in bed anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his...
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for tablet. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”...
Little Johnny was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and then turn to the crowd,...
Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says “Hillary, I know you’re ‘somebody’ down on Earth, but up...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her,...
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A...
One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said: “Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the...
After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call...
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”...
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect lake camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down...
One day, a man was walking down the street when he saw a genie lamp in a nearby alley. Excitedly, he picked it up and rubbed...
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. “But, Officer,” the man protested, “I can explain.” “Be quiet,” ordered the officer....
A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be...
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The...
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside...
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you...
Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in...
There’s a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed. A friend approaches him and asks, “Why the long face, Ralph?” “Oh, I’m...
