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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A preacher notices a man that comes to his church for every service. The preacher asks the man what his favorite part of the service is....
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow! You must have had...
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God...
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The...
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the...
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about...
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says “I’m not very...
A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over...
A young executive is working late one evening. As he comes out of his office about 8 PM he sees the Big Boss standing by the...
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and...
After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You...
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over...
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting...
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”...
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure,...
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone....
