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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of […]
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him […]
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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened […]
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk […]
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the […]
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he […]
The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. […]
One of my best friends is a professional magician. The only downside to having a […]
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the […]
Bill and Hilary were driving through Little Rock, and when they passed by a gas […]
The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of mating harassment issues he […]
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to […]
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in […]
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep […]
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date […]
Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. “I do wish […]
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, […]
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One […]