One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture […]
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As […]
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that […]
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, […]
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends […]
Sister Margaret was a model nun all of her life, until she was called to […]
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up […]
Tom and Jim go into business together. Tom has the money and Jim has the […]
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany […]
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,the wives left the […]
Still perspiring with fear, the hunter told the friend back at camp, “Here I was […]
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said […]
A woman taking golf lessons had just started her first round when she was stung […]
A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really […]
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were […]
A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. “This […]
Three priests died and came up to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter […]
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. […]
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can’t […]
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be […]