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One fine afternoon at a golf course, two men were just finishing up the front nine when they decided to take a breather in the clubhouse....
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, “Why did you have to bring the pig...
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off...
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without love for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam...
Two brunettes and a blonde are driving in the desert when, all of a sudden, their car breaks down. As none of them have any motoring...
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he...
A tramp knocked on the door of the inn known as St. George and the Dragon. The landlady answered the door. The tramp said, “Could you...
A man walks into a bar and he’s really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is,...
The new minister stood at the church door greeting the members as they left the Sunday morning service. While most of the people told the minster...
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly...
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he...
A department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only a...
Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each...
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer-you’re in the wrong place.” So the...
A notorious mafia boss is looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that he is “protecting.” Feeling the heat...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you...
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:...
Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing....
A fella was saying to his friend, “My wife seems to have developed some sort of fixation that her collection of fur coats will be stolen....
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
