So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop,...
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The...
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and...
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married ? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman...
Joe is at the Pearly Gates waiting to be admitted while St. Peter is leafing through his files to see if Joe is worthy of entry....
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she...
“Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient. “You only have six months to live.” The man sat in stunned...
A little boy walked up to home-plate in an empty baseball field, with his bat and ball in hand. As he threw the ball up in...
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone,...
One day Mr. Phillard was laying down on his bed until his wife screamed, ‘Oww! I’m having labor pains!’ So Mr. Phillard rushed his wife over...
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until...
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas were both 102 years old. They had been married 74 years. The local television station sent a news crew out to interview...
A young man watched as an elderly couple sat down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and an extra...
Two guys are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding. One says, “It’s ridiculous, he’s rich, but he’s 93 years old, and she’s just 26! What kind...
An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time. They decide it’s finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and...
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that...
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for many years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that...
A man named John is feeling unwell, so he goes to see the doctor about it. The doctor tells him, “Well, it must be your diet....