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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the […]
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Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to […]
There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their […]
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One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed […]
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are […]
There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her […]
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A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. […]
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The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. […]
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