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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands...
There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he...
Morris asks his son, now aged 13, if he knows about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old...
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful you guessed it...
A cop pulls over a car load of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
An old doctor went way out to the boon-docks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit. editor informs her that...
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says....
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a tale of two cities and she gave birth...
A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “I’m sorry sir, but...
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God,...
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she...
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man...
