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“So, Jimmy,” said Grandpa, as they stood on line at the local grocery store. “What […]
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “a […]
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One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it […]
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at […]
He: Haven’t we met before? She: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic. […]
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. […]