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An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements....
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He...
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, “If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?” The barkeeper...
A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone. One day she decides to try some...
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license...
A married couple were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At...
Three Texans were in a bar throwing back a few, while they were discussing the meaning of life. The conversation grew deeper and deeper when one...
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at...
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening...
A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders. The guard asks, ‘What’s in the bags?’...
Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of...
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2...
An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with...
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.” She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall...
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up...
One day Bill Clinton was out jogging and he accidentally tripped and fell off a bridge into the cold water below. Three 10 year old boys...
A woman goes away on vacation and has her brother watch her cat. On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things...
