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Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says “Well girls before you can get into...
A young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The...
A woman goes into a dentist’s office, and after her examination, the dentist says, I’m sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have...
A man sits down at a bar and orders a double martini. After he finishes, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another. After he...
A Texan died and went to heaven where St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates. “Show me what you got, Pete,” said Tex. St. Peter...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a...
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his...
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around...
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite...
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. “Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you...
A Western Buddhist woman was in India, studying with her teacher. She was riding with another woman friend in a rickshaw like carriage, when they were...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy protection. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He goes...
One day, a bear walks into a bar. He sits down at the counter, and the bartender comes over. “What’ll it be?” asks the bartender. “I’ll...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman,...
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees...
Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
