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There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, “Honey, I want to stop...
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to...
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a £10 note and...
There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her...
Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the...
A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under...
Two ministers died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, “I’d like to get you in now, but...
A blonde walks into the police station looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Hmmm… 4! Officer:...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside. On the way...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!’ ”I wouldn’t worry...
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she...
An American lawyer invited a Czech friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czech friend went...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you...
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment: shave, shampoo, manicure and haircut, he placed the boy...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
A little boy sits on Santa’s lap. Santa says “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys...
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells...
