A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God,...
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she...
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man...
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements....
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He...
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, “If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?” The barkeeper...
A woman’s husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone. One day she decides to try some...
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that...
A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t gotten the license...
A married couple were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At...
Three Texans were in a bar throwing back a few, while they were discussing the meaning of life. The conversation grew deeper and deeper when one...
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at...
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening...
A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders. The guard asks, ‘What’s in the bags?’...
Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of...
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2...
An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with...