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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and […]
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Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here, […]
Two factory workers are talking. The woman said, “I know how to get some time […]
A Gnat flew over the meadow with much buzzing. For so small a creature and […]
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The […]
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him […]
I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, […]
Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral. As the last […]
Father: “That’s great, son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father: “Ohhh […]
A Zen master had hundreds of disciples. They all prayed at the right time, except […]
He goes to his local priest to see if he has an answer. The boy […]
A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. Soon a Norwegian […]
One day, he told his problem to a friend he worked with at Walmart. His […]
So a moth goes into a podiatrists office. Come in,” says the podiatrist, “What’s the […]
Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out […]