A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy...
A grandmother who took her little grandson to the beach. They were having a good time until a huge wave came in and swept the boy...
A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, “I regret to...
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear – no car was to enter unless it had a special...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
Mick’s wife was furiously humping away with her husband’s best mate, Peter, when suddenly the phone rang. She hopped out of bed and returned to the...
A homeless man, down on his luck, went into a Catholic church that was known for its rather “uppity” social reputation. Spotting the man’s dirty clothes,...
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly...
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s...
A doctor tells a rich old man that he’s going to die if he doesn’t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor...
The newlywed Blonde went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received as a wedding gift. The salesman carefully explained how everything...
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
A man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the...
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and...
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the...
Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the...