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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. “So how...
Zeke and Zeb decided to build a Bungee Jumping tower in Cabot San Lucas, Mexico to see if it would make them some money. After they...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
The Perfect Man. The perfect man is gentle never cruel and never mean he has a beautiful smile and keeps his face so clean. The perfect...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age,...
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her,hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house....
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I...
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse.” He has been living with for the last 40 years....
A man was shopping in the men’s department at Bloomingdale’s when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her...
Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks...
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
A little boy opened the big Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked...
