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A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you...
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old European castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how...
An avid golfer was late coming home from his weekly game. As he dragged himself wearily through the door, his worried wife met him. “Honey,” she...
Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it”, he...
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told...
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar bill on the bar,...
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at...
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always...
A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame. “Honey,” she said to...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely...
Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school. “Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses...
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout...
A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of...
A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained...
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dining room totally undressed and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed...
One day Bill Clinton was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the...
“So, Jimmy,” said Grandpa, as they stood on line at the local grocery store. “What did you learn in school today?” “To tell you the truth,”...
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: ‘I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years’ Herman: ‘Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m...
