I was out fishing yesterday. When I heard a soft voice saying “osculation me, Then […]
There was this elderly couple who went inside a restaurant. They were obviously poor by […]
He kept talking about the difference between obtuse and acute angles. He said that the […]
A father comes home after a long day of work, excited to eat the piece […]
Tommy is a really forgetful man. It’s not that he hasn’t had any experiences in […]
Dave is in the court because of domestic violence. “These papers say you beat your […]
Two guys are standing outside… on their smoke break, they both pull out a cigarette […]
I pull up at a gas station in broad way to get a water. As […]
Three nuns are traveling in a bus when it crashes… All of the nuns died […]
Two armadillos are walking through Sahara. Above them, a flock of anvils is flying. “Where […]
Two boys, Nathaniel and Daniel, are captured by a madman. Daniel is sent into a […]
What are you drinking?” He asks the guy. “Magic beer,” he says. “Oh, yeah? What’s […]
I burped a few times and the driver looked at me in his rear view […]
The couple are clearly tourists, and when the couple sits down at a table. The […]
My wife is going to kill me,” he says. “She told me not to get […]
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get […]
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, And […]
A sick stag was lying in a corner, helpless and weak. He was glad he […]
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What […]
After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but […]