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An old guy, a young man, an old woman, and a young woman are all riding on a train. The two women were facing the two...
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks....
Wife: Honey, please go to the supermarket and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6. He came back with 6 bottles of...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon....
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to...
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink...
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and...
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned...
John hoisted his beer mug and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top...
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put...
An elderly Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. When he sees the car, he motions to the...
A wife is having make love with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes…...
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99. “Sounds good,” the wife...
Three old ladies Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a...
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see...
