Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge...
Near Tokyo lived a great Samurai, now old, who decided to teach Zen Buddhism to young people. One afternoon, a warrior – known for his complete...
Girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. “Have you seen a doctor about...
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them. At the end of...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!”...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A little boy once put his hand into a jar. The jar was full of nuts. He tried to take out as many as his hand...
About a hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, he read his name in the obituary column....
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same...
There was an old man who had a dream one night that he would be protected from a ravaging storm that would engulf his whole village....
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked,...
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over...