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A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down. She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door....
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree...
The detective walks around the scene and writes in his little book. They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind...
The Catholic priest in a small town had become very perturbed, and he decided to lay it on the line to the congregation. “Brothers, sisters,” he...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:...
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to...
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up...
A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for $150 we...
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
A panda walks in to a restaurant. The panda orders his meal. And he eats it. The waiter comes back and hands him the check and...
A fellow is walking down the street in his hometown. He spots a poster for a circus in town. It mentions the usual circus-y things and...
My daughter just got proposed to by her boyfriend. She was very sad, though, and called me the morning after. She asked me to come over,...
There once was pirate captain who, Whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for...
Boudreaux lived down by the river in deep Louisiana. On the other side of the river lived a guy named Clarence. Boudreaux hated Clarence and Clarence...
I was out fishing yesterday. When I heard a soft voice saying “osculation me, Then I will turn into your faithful mistress. I looked down and...
There was this elderly couple who went inside a restaurant. They were obviously poor by their clothes and appearance. Despite their lifestyle, They looked very happy...
He kept talking about the difference between obtuse and acute angles. He said that the obtuse angles would be really loud, How he could always overhear...
A father comes home after a long day of work, excited to eat the piece of cake he had been saving. He opens the fridge, and...
