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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a £10 note and...
There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her...
Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the...
A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under...
Two ministers died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, “I’d like to get you in now, but...
A blonde walks into the police station looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Hmmm… 4! Officer:...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside. On the way...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!’ ”I wouldn’t worry...
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she...
An American lawyer invited a Czech friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czech friend went...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you...
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment: shave, shampoo, manicure and haircut, he placed the boy...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
A little boy sits on Santa’s lap. Santa says “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys...
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells...
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy...
A grandmother who took her little grandson to the beach. They were having a good time until a huge wave came in and swept the boy...
A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, “I regret to...
