While teaching religion class. One morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven…...
Five monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the...
Would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter...
The villagers were delighted. A sadhu who performed miracles, had come to their village. Every morning and evening they would gather at the temple. With specially...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and...
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many...
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time. Found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began nervously, preparing herself for...
One is a member of the Gestapo. One is an Imperial Japanese officer. And one is a Fascist Italian Commander. They are all sitting in their...
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from...
Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, Then said into the phone, “Yes, General, I’ll be...
Youngster mocks 71 year old man…to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the campus...
Moishe goes into a police station to report that his wife Rebecca is missing. Moishe: “I’ve lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has still...
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the...
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one...
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, Finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived...
An Eagle, swooping down on powerful wings, seized a lamb in her talons and made off with it to her nest. A Jackdaw saw the deed,...
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin. While the youngest son is short with black...
The bartender says, “Let me see and I’ll consider it.” So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster....
The trooper asks the clown, “Why were you driving so fast?” The clown says, “I’m headed to going for a circus show and I don’t want...
An Irishman was terribly overweight, So his doctor put him on a diet. ‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, Then skip a day,...