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A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
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A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse.” He has been living with for the last 40 years....
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Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks...
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
A little boy opened the big Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked...
Mr. Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. He said, I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a...
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency...
Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they...
Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue”...
Tom had never been on a fishing boat before, and he was now thinking it was the stupidest thing he’d ever done in his life. Who...
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter...
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that...
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.’s, playing in...
