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I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, Will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
So he goes to the computer and realizes, That an engineer accidentally landed up in hell. He gets on the phone to the Devil. Peter: “So,...
Well, late one afternoon, The Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately...
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously. When the auctioneer suddenly announced, “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it...
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom smothered steak. But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, “Why don’t you...
An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and the psychiatrist asked him,...
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter,...
There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog. A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her. As they...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, Silver walls...
The boy working in that department told him. That they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager...
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married. And settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. And decided to...
Sarah and her 13-year-old sister had been fighting a lot. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old with a young adolescent. Sarah’s parents, trying to...
A man is at work one day when he notices. That his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
My neighbor got a predefined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with...
One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are...
He says,‘I hear you Irish are damn good drinkers. I’ll bet 500 American dollars to anybody in here. Who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.’...
After swearing loyalty to the Captain and crew, And receiving his daily list of duties, The new recruit is brought up onto the poop deck to...
One of the priests said, “Sometimes it feels like such a burden to always be the one who listens to other people’s problems. I can only...
A man walks in through the front door after work… and his wife immediately starts smacking him, left and right across the face, cursing. “Woah woah...
