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A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temper. Help me get rid of it.” “You have something very strange,” said the...
Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, Jumps into the air waving his front legs,...
Aikido master demanded intensive training, But never allowed his pupils to compete with other martial-arts academies. They all complained among themselves but no-one ever had the...
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just...
A man is in a bar and falling off his bench every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man...
A very poor man lived with his wife whose hair was very long. One day the wife asked her husband to buy her a comb for...
A man visited the pastor, a man well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention...
This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: “Up...
An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there...
One would dig a hole he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole fill, fill, fill. These two men...
So a truck driver is driving through the country. When he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around,...
Downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange. Her clothes were...
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer...
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all...
Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of life insurance, An issue she has been raising...
The late king of a known Kingdom had ten wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat any of his servants who made a mistake....
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put in some...
One evening, after the marriage, He was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His wife was standing there at the bench watching...
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, So he called a plumber. The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is...
