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The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets. He says to the Priest, “That took great skill...
A lawyer named “Strange” was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection. The stone cutter asked him what inscription he would like on...
She parks in front of the bank and goes inside where she is greeted by a banker. “Hi, Sir. I would like to take out a...
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained....
I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes...
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which...
Robin Hood: “HALT!” “I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!” Peasant: “I have...
In the piece, there’s a long passage of about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around that whole...
One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son...
Buddha was sitting under the tree with his students. A man comes and he spits at Buddha. He wipes up his face then he asks him,...
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy ?” she...
“How can I know the best way to act in life?” the disciple asked the master. The master asked him to build a table. The disciple...
Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. “How did you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to...
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave...
It was about a month ago when a woman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest. “Forgive me Father, for...
An old Arab story goes that two boys – one rich and the other poor – were returning home from the market. The rich boy bought...
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is,...
