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His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say...
So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for...
Ed and his wife Norma faithfully go to the state fair every year, and every year Ed would plead, “Norma, I’d like to ride in that...
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from...
He’s feeling good about his chances, and as he walks into the interview room, he decides to be completely frank and honest. He shakes hands with...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
A very poor man lived with his wife whose hair was very long. One day the wife asked her husband to buy her a comb for...
A mosquito, annoyed with a lion, for disturbing its sleep with its roaring, stung the beast on its snout. The lion tried to crush it with...
There was an old man who was admitted in a hospital. A young man would visit him every day, and sit with him for more than...
A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
The following day, the teacher asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raised her hand, “My dad owns a farm and every...
Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t...
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber He awoke...
would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter...
A certain king of Spain who was very proud of his ancestors was known for his cruelty toward those who were weaker than him. Once he...
I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and...
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well,” replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader...
A magician is working on a Cruise Ship… With him, he has a parrot to spice up his routine. Sadly, the parrot has the habit of...
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of...
